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How to understand this guide.

The sun is the primary source of life and it is the character in the Natal Chart, this is just the beginning, The Moon, The Ascendant and the other planets, each have a particular, specific and very important place in the rest of the Soul expression so relation between people is much more complicated than this but still when people from two Star signs interrelated is very possible to see and predict the main usual starting dynamics and path, this is a quick guide of what may happen when things go wrong and the most likely causes and what they have been looking for before you realize that being single many times is such a great idea.

 

Love Ads for Dates from Hell

Capricorn / Aries

Big wheel with tones of self-respect and the ego to match seeks arrogant, rambunctious wild thing for hot bestiality, hazardous head butting and not a cow's chance at McDonald's of long-term love.

Capricorn / Taurus

Stern-but-witty miser who's forgotten where the coffee cans are buried seeks steadfast homebody with galloping Gourmet videos and shovel. We'll cook in our bed and end with a bit of luck amazingly rich.

Capricorn / Gemini

Calm, cool and collected straight man with morbid sexual curiosity seeks emotionally erratic swinger for an extremely short lesson in letting all hang out.

Capricorn / Cancer

Remote-but-loyal realist with excellent parenting skills and large financial security blanket seeks vulnerable, timid, recluse to protect from the harsh light of day. sexual healing guaranteed.

Capricorn / Leo

Brooding introvert who thinks overt emotional displays are too, too way out of issue seeks kick-ass romantic with flair for public ass grabbing for the blind date from hell.

Capricorn / Virgo

Natural leader born with a silver calculator between a set of perfectly white teeth seeks beatnik with flair for tidying up and making small talk for bedding, wedding and happily-ever-after.

Capricorn / Libra

Serious individualist into security, status and pristine social grace seeks tiresome, shallow, gold digger with morals of a rabbit and reputation for dry humping on the dance floor to use, abuse and dump. No apologies needed, the feeling's mutual.

Capricorn / Scorpio

Rational-hot-blooded corporate raider with hefty stock portfolio and secret bondage fetish seeks churlish-sensitive sex slave for a little perversity and lots of genuine affection.

Capricorn/ Sagittarius

Commitment-obsessed and cautiously reserved pessimistic who's easily embarrassed seeks bohemian wild child who gets off on serial sex marathons for nerve racking and ultra short coupling.

Capricorn / Capricorn

Solitary social climber who's lonely at the top seeks merger with corporate raider with stone-cold heart. Looks compatible but crashes faster than Titanic on ice.

Capricorn/ Aquarius

Professional super achiever, born with a five-year plan in one hand and an Iphone in the other seeks of-the-wall and unpredictable madcap who can't plan dinner and wouldn't be home to cook anyway. No sex, no fun. No way.

Capricorn / Pisces

Stoic workaholic with take-charge personality and steady income seeks resilient dreamer with empathic soul for trust, love, humor, and cozy life.

Clear to try...
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo.
Just Good Friends...
scorpio, Cancer.
Please, shoot yourself now...
Aries, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius.
The Dark Horse...
Capricorn.
   

 

 

 


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