How to understand this guide.

The sun is the primary source of life and it is the character in the Natal Chart, this is just the beginning, The Moon, The Ascendant and the other planets, each have a particular, specific and very important place in the rest of the Soul expression so relation between people is much more complicated than this but still when people from two Star signs interrelated is very possible to see and predict the main usual starting dynamics and path, this is a quick guide of what may happen when things go wrong and the most likely causes and what they have been looking for before you realize that being single many times is such a great idea.


Love Ads for Dates from Hell

Leo / Aries

Sun - and - fun loving wildcat seeks enthusiastic, adventurous partner for spontaneously combustible sex, serious jostling for command, fantastic fights and true love.

Leo / Taurus

Good - humored jungle jive cat with no credit and wandering eye seeks humorless couch potato with fat savings and maniacal jealous streak for the affair from hell.

Leo / Gemini

Party animal with flair for fearless fornicating seeks attractive-but-bad partner with talent for instant sexual gratification, fun, lust, and a laugh a minute guaranteed.

Leo / Cancer

Born to lead and permanently on the make fun lover seeks born - to - boss, introverted cross bearer for interesting but frustrating one - night - stand. Breakfast optional, but even maybe not.

Leo / Leo

Too - sexy - for - the - Universe primal being with dream of world domination seeks same for the hottest sex this side of the world. Permanent partnership possible if we take turns being on top.

Leo / Virgo

Selfish spend drift with supercharged sex life who soaks cars parts in the bathtub seeks germ - phobic - stay -at - home who lives in head for a few tense weeks and one hellatious breakup where both will be more than relieved.

Leo / Libra

Spoiled brat with teenage lust drive seeks romance junkie with perpetual need to talk things over. Sizzling sex, so needs conversation?

Leo / Scorpio

Noble beast with no humility and phone book full of friends seeks hot but emotionally oppressive cynic for jungle sex, midnight revenge and short but savage romance.

Leo / Sagittarius

HRH - look - at - me with flair for exaggeration and wild sense of adventure seeks court jester with endless supply of one - liners and beastly sexual appetite. looking for crowd to watch the stage otherwise would not be fun.

Leo / Capricorn

Dominant life - of - the - party, who;s generally good matured and cooks between the sheets, seeks dominant overachiever with nice bank account and hearty appetite. Hot mating and cold morning after.

Leo / Aquarius

Compliment crazy cupcake with flair for down home philosophy seeks sermonizing activist who's paranoid anti - everything and can't dance for interesting but impossible evening to forget.

Leo / Pisces

In - your - face feline with taste for tune seeks deep soul to disagree with in every aspect, fight with, screw over and start all over again until the cat kills the fish or sinks in the attempt.

Clear to try...
Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius.
Just Good Friends...
Leo, Pisces.
Please, shoot yourself now...
Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn.
The Dark Horse...
Aquarius, Cancer.



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