How to understand this guide.

The sun is the primary source of life and it is the character in the Natal Chart, this is just the beginning, The Moon, The Ascendant and the other planets, each have a particular, specific and very important place in the rest of the Soul expression so relation between people is much more complicated than this but still when people from two Star signs interrelated is very possible to see and predict the main usual starting dynamics and path, this is a quick guide of what may happen when things go wrong and the most likely causes and what they have been looking for before you realize that being single many times is such a great idea.

 

Love Ads for Dates from Hell

Pisces / Aries

Self deluded dreamer with unrealistic expectations seeks self-serving romantic militant to validate my confused in-love card. If you play nice. I''l stop drinking.

Pisces / Taurus

Weepy prisioner of love who's been locked in the tower of self-pity too long seeks big daddy with practical plan and thinking cap large enough for two. I'll bring chocolate, you'll bring real life.

Pisces / Gemini

Introverted nystic with penchant for wrong choices and taste for light beer seeks extroverted gadabout with undersize conscience and church key for one steamy night that evaporates into thin air before dawn.

Pisces / Cancer

Sexually sublime romance savant needs up-close-and-personal attention seeks winsome caretaker with loony sense of humor and double locks on the door. Nothing is perfect, but this is a close one.

Pisces / Leo

Sweet but annoying private dancer with fishy character and unhealthy way of life needing to be needed seeks center-stage wild animal with hot body and temper o match for instant sexual attraction but no future whatsoever.

Pisces / Virgo

Permanently confused procrastinator who thrives on emotional chaos, beer, and peanuts seeks terminal enlighten, granola eating, organizer who lives by the Boyscout oath and loves a challenge. Opposites attract. Could be sweet or at least worth it at some levels.

Pisces / Libra

Hopeless head case with irritated liver and wild sexual imagination seeks sweet beautiful thing with no imagination at all (and doesn't want it either) with vicious mouth for the passive-agressive duel to death.

Pisces / Scorpio

Desillusioned, substance abuser enable living in a world of dreams seeks selfish sex addict or a sadomasochist of the head games for sup rising true love.

Pisces / Sagittarius

Unstable but loving human doorman on permanent head trip seeks well traveled bed pilot with dirty boots for wine, swan songs and one hot sex philosophic and probably not more.

Pisces / Capricorn

Underestimated underachiever with hand-me-down wardrobe and heart to match seeks politically correct, socially acceptable fraud for back alley romance that could lead to up-front love with the pass of time.

Pisces / Aquarius

Self educated drug tester and holistic healer with hand-on romantic style seeks romantically disconnected revolutionary who tells fantastic tales and loves to read love storybooks romances for a strange love Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde surprises on both sides.

Pisces / Pisces

Myopic visionary with recipe for magic mush room seeks self-made pharmacist and wine slob for reality-challenged love, heady sex and fuzzy mornings after. The Ouija sent me.

Clear to try...
Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn.
Just Good Friends...
Aries, Gemini, Pisces.
Please, shoot yourself now...
Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius.
The Dark Horse...
Leo, Virgo.
   

 

 


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