How to understand this guide.

The sun is the primary source of life and it is the character in the Natal Chart, this is just the beginning, The Moon, The Ascendant and the other planets, each have a particular, specific and very important place in the rest of the Soul expression so relation between people is much more complicated than this but still when people from two Star signs interrelated is very possible to see and predict the main usual starting dynamics and path, this is a quick guide of what may happen when things go wrong and the most likely causes and what they have been looking for before you realize that being single many times is such a great idea.

 

Love Ads for Dates from Hell

Taurus / Aries

Shy, boring grouch with raging hormonal surplus seek impetus, optimistic hedonist to frustrate fight and forget after locking horns with nonsense passion.

Taurus / Taurus

Stable stick-in-the-mud who loves food, sex and money seeks same for relation full of pasta, pizza and cannelloni also canoodling and coin wrapping wanted and necessary.

Taurus / Gemini

Judgmental, homeostatic pessimistic seeks reform school drop out to share push over relation, Toreros like relation unavoidable.

Taurus / Cancer

Stubborn but well meaning parental figure seeks unstable reclusive disaster magnet to long terms changes that last few days for concealing what life is about from the comfort of home.

Taurus / Leo

jealous tyrant with short fuse and long memory seeks arrogant tyrant with shorter fuse and no memory at all for physical grappling and verbal duel to death.

Taurus / Virgo

Quiet but determined routine loving seeks quiet but constant critic to clean house and help judge the lesser folk. conservative but sensual, sex concluded.

Taurus / Libra

Resolute sober stay - at - home seeks flippant, irresponsible liar to share the venusian love of excess. Short term titillation, long time suffering.

Taurus / Scorpio

Church deacon with mirrored ceiling and unholy sexual appetite seeks depraved willing cheater with attitude for secret long term love affair or simply no talk, park in back leaving before sunrise wanted.

Taurus / Sagittarius

Sermonizing, lazy stay - at -home who prefers Tv than real life seeks philosophizing gadabout with wandering eye for mutual anguish and terminal misunderstanding.

Taurus / Capricorn

Self indulgent bore with well stocked pantry and fridge full of food looks for extravagant social climber with nice bank account and romantic evenings, mind bending, sexual marathons and ever lasting love.

Taurus / Aquarius

Earthy seductive animal with barnyard manners and possessive nature seeks militant air head who would rather talk than work 1 month in the same place for special relation that finish in unforgettable no sense and rather regretted time together.

Taurus / Pisces

Sensual pleasure lover with both feet planted firmly on the couch seeks guileless dreamer with taste for wild sex, safe life and predictable but musical love.

Clear to try...
Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn and Pisces.
Just Good Friends...
Taurus, Aquarius.
Please, shoot yourself now...
Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Scorpio
The Dark Horse...
Libra.
   

 


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